“Kung buo ang loob, sa sariling pagkukusa makakamit ang pagbabagong pinaka-aasam-asam, ng hindi ina-asa sa iba.”
Archive for May, 2012
“I’m hoping to find another… someone better… who treat me like a queen” Honestly, I like that part of the song :))
- 4 weeks ago: single
- 3 weeks ago: single
- Last week: single
- Next week: single
- Next month: single
- Next year: single
- Next decade: single
- On Death Bed: single
“You know what’s attractive? Seeing people change for that one person. Whether it’s cutting down their drinking habits or to stop doing drugs and maybe even something small like to stop swearing. It just proves that when it comes down to it, they would do whatever it take to see that person happy. Stopping habits is a hard thing to do and to see people actually doing that for someone’s love is really attractive to me.”
Left brain: I am the left brain. I am a scientist. A mathematician. I love the familiar. I categorize. I am accurate. Linear. Analytical. Strategic. I am practical. Always in control. A master of words and language. Realistic. I calculate equations and play with numbers. I am order. I am logic. I know exactly who I am.
Right brain: I am the right brain. I am creativity. A free spirit. I am passion. Yearning. Sensuality. I am the sound of roaring laughter. I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath bare feat. I am movement. Vivid colors. I am the urge to paint on an empty canvas. I am boundless imagination. Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel. I am everything I wanted to be.
Left brain looks boring. Right brain. Right brain it is. 😉
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install theGuilt 3.0update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe!
(Pag nag aral ako, fulltime) + (
Walang trabaho) = Di rin magtutuloy tuloy ‘to.
(Pag nag-trabaho lang ako) + (
Walang aral) = Walang progress, opinion ‘to
(Pag nagtrabahong buo) + (Puro aral) + (Walang tulog) = Pwede maglaho nalang? hahaha